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Seven unlikely places to claim to have had sex

WHETHER it’s for a new lover, a competitive friend or an intrusive voice in the pub, we all need to fake thrilling sexual histories. Claim you’ve had sex in these locations for clout: 

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We ask you: can Russia conquer the world by causing us minor inconvenience?

RUSSIA is suspected to be behind yesterday’s closure of Heathrow which irritated tens of thousands. Would further inconvenience force us to surrender? 

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