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Sex positive man actually just very horny

A MAN who claims to have a liberating attitude towards sex is actually just desperate to get his end away, it has emerged.

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Bad news! We're keeping the £140 million, says Rwanda

RWANDA has sympathised with the UK about its unlawful deportation plan and confirmed it will be keeping the money.

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