Shag the groom, and other desperate ways to avoid being a bridesmaid

BEEN honoured with the chance to organise a hen weekend nobody wants to attend and to wear a hideous dress? Get uninvited, fast:  

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We ask you: How will you cash in on the coming bumper interest rate bonanza?

INTEREST rates are going through the roof due to war in Iran, which is great news for Brits with huge surplus sums. How will you cash in? 

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