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'Shall we double-barrel our names or stop being a pair of self-important pricks?' couple wonders

A PAIR of preening wankers are unsure whether they should make their inability to choose between surnames the world and their future children’s problem.

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Best Shouty Blonde Moron: The TikTok Awards 2024 categories

THE first UK and Ireland TikTok Awards are here, and what a feast of quality they promise to be. These are the categories: 

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