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‘Shape of Water’ fish-man not much weirder than most of woman’s boyfriends

A WOMAN would not have a problem going out with a grotesque amphibious creature compared to most of the men she has dated, she has revealed.

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You are never more than six feet away from a Dave

YOU are never more than six feet away from a bloke called Dave, researchers have discovered.

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