'She dedicates her life to us' vs 'He barbecues sometimes': Mother's Day tributes and Father's Day tributes compared

EVERY year, mothers receive lavish gifts and cards packed with heartfelt sentiment from their children. Dads might also get something. These are the key differences: 

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We ask you: What surgical item has the NHS left inside your body?

THE NHS loves nothing more than to send you home with a little souvenir of your time with them lodged inside your body. What are you setting off metal detectors with? 

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