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Should you get divorced or are you just hungry?

IS your marriage a hopeless, rotting husk that needs to be ended as soon as possible for everyone’s sake, or do you just need a toastie? Find out: 

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Right-winger claims to remember fighting World War Two inside grandfather's left testicle

A 49-YEAR-OLD Reform UK voter has justified saying ‘we’ won World War Two by claiming he remembers the fighting from inside his grandfather’s left bollock. 

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