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Showering together a pain in the arse, couples admit

COUPLES across Britain have agreed that showering together is neither satisfyingly sexy or cleansing. 

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We f**ked up everything we could, Johnson tells Britain

THE prime minister has told Britain that it f**ked up every key decision and strategy to battle Covid it was in its power to f**k up. 

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