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Six charming qualities of your knobhead mate, by his deluded girlfriend

SURE, he may not be funny, employed or pleasant to me, but Stephen is such a wonderful guy. Here are just some of the reasons why I love him so much, by Lucy Parry: 

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Lord of the Flies, with special bitter guest star Phillip Schofield

EVER wondered how English Lit GCSE text Lord of the Flies would go with an grudge-bearing former light entertainment star on the island? Like this: 

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