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Six plausible fictitious conquests for your sexual history

TEMPTED to make your shagging record sound a bit more impressive? Here are some entirely made-up conquests you can probably get away with.

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We ask you: Where would you like to see paved over with a data centre?

HUGE whirring data centres are set to expand across the UK. Which parts of the country would you like to see replaced with one?

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