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Six red flag bands that dates shouldn't be too into

EVERY woman is watching for the classic red flags: controlling, rude to waiters, below 5ft 9ins. But if he owns vinyl of any of these, drop him immediately: 

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We ask you: Who the f**king hell is that on Strictly?

STRICTLY Come Dancing is back, and with it a host of contestants who have been awarded fame without your consent. Who the bloody hell is that supposed to be? 

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