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Six romantic seaside activities and the grim British resorts that make a mockery of them

ROMANTIC beach walks are the ideal date, unless the beach in question is South Shields. These activities lose their Instagram sheen the moment you step on broken glass: 

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We ask you: which England player should be dropped, tarred, feathered and sent home?

THE England team, favourite to win the tournament, are in fact crap. Which one player is entirely responsible and should be sent home? 

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