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Six sickening anniversaries sickening new couples celebrate

IN brand new loved-up relationships there are plenty of events that can be turned into soppy pseudo-anniversaries. Try not to gag at these.

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Man seeking much younger girlfriend realises he may have to compromise on hotness

A MIDDLE-AGED man who wants a girlfriend in her 20s realises it is possible but she is unlikely to be the finest physical specimen. 

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