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Six things empty nest couples have completely forgotten how to do

AFTER an 18-year wait the kids have gone to university, the house is empty, and the two of you are wondering what you used to do with all these hours. Was it this kind of thing? 

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We ask you: What else should benefit claimants be arbitrarily banned from buying?

KEMI Badenoch will stop the jobless buying cigarettes, alcohol or gambling with their benefits. What would you snatch out of their grubby hands? 

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