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Six ways to unsuccessfully conceal your burning passion for a co-worker

DO you have strong feelings of love and sexual attraction for a colleague? Is it guaranteed to go absolutely f**king nowhere? Here’s how to bury your feelings deep in your broken heart.

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'I never bother with the Pyramid Stage': Pretentious shit Glastonbury-goers will be saying this week

KNOW some smug bastard who always goes to Glastonbury? You’ve probably heard them say some of these tedious things.

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