Student suddenly realises all his housemates are dicks

A FIRST-YEAR student has suddenly realised, mid-term, that everyone he lives with is a total and utter dick. 

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Quiz: Men - should you comment on that woman’s status, or keep your unwanted opinion to your f**king self?

A woman has just posted a status about her experiences as a woman on Facebook. Should you throw your two cents into the mix or just shut your fucking hole?

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