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Summer romances harder to fake, moan teenagers

TEENAGERS have complained it is no longer possible to return from a fortnight in Crete claiming to have spent the whole time shagging. 

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They said I was washed up, but now I'm a Lucy Letby conspiracy theorist! By Nadine Dorries

IS that egg on your face, critics? Because you thought Nadine Dorries was finished, but now I’m back with a bold new career of defending a murderer convicted by two juries!

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