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Teenage couple celebrate one-month anniversary with cans of cider on the swings

A TEENAGE couple have marked their first month together by necking Strongbow in a playground.

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Younger generation can only be such censorious little shits because they've got pornography

YOUNG people demanding all exploitative sexual content be removed from the world can afford to be moralistic because they have infinite porn in their pockets.

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