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The best sexual positions for doing other activities

DO you get bored during sex due to your partner’s pitiful performance? Here are the best positions for doing something more interesting while it’s going on. 

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A boiling water tap, and other aspirational items that are actually shit

WHY have a kettle cluttering up your kitchen when you could have a boiling water tap that makes a truly dreadful cup of tea? And these minor status symbols are just as bad…

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