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The key questions about living under lockdown with your partner

HALF the planet’s under lockdown, and your other half is under lockdown with you. What are the recurring questions this is bringing up? 

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I'm not a hawk I'm a vulture, says Priti Patel

THE home secretary has clarified that she is neither a cabinet hawk or a cabinet dove but a evil cabinet vulture. 

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