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The new girlfriend's guide to which friends you're not allowed to keep

FOUND a lovely new partner? Great, but be aware she’s probably already drawing up a list of which of your friends you won’t be seeing again.

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Only play in your own tournaments: Donald Trump's tips for better golf

MANY people find it hard to master golf, unlike Tiger Woods and me. But follow these tips and you’ll be winning tournaments with surprising frequency.

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