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The seven crap stages of a whirlwind dating app romance

LOOKING for love on a dating app? Instead getting caught up in a whirlwind virtual dysfunctional romance? Here’s how it will unfold without you ever meeting: 

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It can always get worse

EVERYTHING can always get so much worse, Britons have been forcibly reminded by events.

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