The shit boyfriend's guide to what makes a woman seem needy

WOMEN are high maintenance creatures compared to me, a chilled out boyfriend. Here are five things they do that are especially needy.

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What year the country started going to the dogs, according to your older relatives

OLD people love bleating on about how the country’s gone to the dogs. But which year do they think it started?

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