The smallest possible things to have the largest possible row about

WANT a row with your partner? Ignore the elephant in the room and argue over these tiny things instead:

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In which sad, sad ways did you piss away your youth?

HAS your youth disappeared into life’s rear view mirror? This is how you squandered your prime:

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