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'Then she got off at Bank and our love ended': The ten stages of falling for a stranger on public transport

IF only she had looked up from her phone, you would be engaged and choosing names for your first four children. This is how your Central line love slipped away: 

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Turn down, accept then cancel, or ghost: what's your RSVP style?

AN invitation has arrived, and of course you have no intention of going. But how best to do so without offending the host who unreasonably expects your presence? Try these: 

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