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'Those fishcakes need eating tonight': 15 romantic texts from your long-term partner

IT’S easy for the spark to go out of a relationship when you’re sick of the sight of them. But don’t despair – here are 15 texts from your partner that prove romance is alive and well.

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Centrist calling for more civility in politics can f**k right off

A CENTRIST who believes everyone should show more civility towards right-wingers has been told to shove it up his liberal arse.

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