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Virgin comics fan prefers to keep penis in mint condition

A NERD who has never had sex says being a virgin is a deliberate choice to keep his genitals in perfect, re-sellable condition.

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Are you on Jeffrey Epstein's client list? Take our quiz

A MASSIVE scandal is breaking as the list of Jeffrey Epstein’s associates is gradually released. So should you be concerned? Take our quiz and find out.

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