'Wanking's a great healer': Actually useful post-break-up advice

MOST break-up advice is meaningless waffle. This is the self-love guidance you should be listening to if you want to fix your broken heart.

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Man who burned tongue on cup of tea has never felt so betrayed

A MAN who burned his tongue on a cup of tea feels like he has been betrayed by a loyal and trusted friend.

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