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'Watch out!' and other things not to shout at the moment of orgasm

IT can be hard to control yourself at the height of sexual passion, but it’s worth thinking before opening your mouth, if you’ve got time. Do not shout any of the following.

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Harry appears at criticism-proof event the f**ker only went and f**king founded

PRINCE Harry has appeared at an event it is impossible to criticise him for attending, which the conniving twat founded for exactly that reason.

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