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Ways to break up with someone, ranked by how ashamed you should be of yourself

THERE are mature, sensible ways to break up with someone that allow you to both to retain your dignity. But you just know you’ll go with one of these instead. 

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Pro gamer, and other careers idiot teenagers think are viable

PRO gamer is one of several activities deluded teenagers – especially males – think is a bona fide career. Here are some more of their wildly optimistic dream jobs.

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