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'We met on LinkedIn and run marathons together': The six worst types of modern couple

MANY aspects of modern dating are weird and distressing, even ‘happy’ relationships. Here are some nightmare partnerships the digital age has served up.

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Wanking never loses its sparkle, 98-year-old confirms

A KINDLY old man has reassured younger people that the thrill of masturbation never fades.

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