We won’t give them phones, and other ways new parents delude themselves

ALL expecting parents start out with good intentions, which rapidly fall apart once the kid arrives. Say goodbye to these plans:

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'Work harder', and other brilliant advice from a new manager brought in to shake things up

HI, I’m Nikki Hollis, your new manager. I want to touch base on my plan for overhauling this company and getting on your tits.

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