We'll have sex every day, new couple promises

A COUPLE who have been going out for three weeks have pledged to continue having sex every day for the rest of their relationship. 

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'Boris [redacted] while drunkenly [redacted] with [redacted]': A sneak peek at Sue Gray's report

CAN’T wait for Sue Gray’s report to drop? Get a taste of what it contains with this heavily-censored preview.

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