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What to say you're thinking when your partner asks 'What are you thinking?'

BEEN asked the most loaded question of any relationship? These responses will stop your significant other ever inquiring about your feelings again: 

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Five things the middle-classes are terrified they'll be arrested for

AS A proud enjoyer of hummus you expect police to be deferential, but one moment of madness and you’re behind bars. These are your nightmare scenarios: 

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