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Where you last saw your passport, and other things to randomly worry about mid-shag

PASSIONATE lovemaking often leaves time for your mind to wander and to worry about these random and unrelated concerns: 

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I just have so much love to give the world, says Murdoch

RUPERT Murdoch is to marry for the fifth time, aged 92, because he still has so much love to reward the world with. 

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