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Why a threesome is the ultimate Valentine's gift

By Martin Bishop, aged 35 and married but still hopeful of heart

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We ask you: What do you think Starmer's next scandal will be?

THE prime minister is limping from scandal to outrage to scandal, which has nothing to do with the right-wing wanting him out. What will his next one be? 

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