Why any man who dates women under 30 is a massive creep, by 32-year-old Charlotte Phelps

PERVERTS, the lot of them. A man dating a 27-year-old ought to have his photo up behind the bar in Nando’s and a curfew. 

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Big area of Britain nobody cares about to be flooded

A SWATHE of Britain that is of no real import, ranging from Bedford to Andover and from Northampton to Reading, is to be flooded today. 

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