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Why aren't there more middle-class ways to f**k?

By Hannah Tomlinson, a doctor married to a doctor

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Restaurant gives vegan dishes ridiculous punning names to make the bastards suffer

A RESTAURANT has deliberately given vegan dishes stupid play-on-words names to make its herbivorous clientele feel like idiots, it has emerged.

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