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Why me looking someone up is research and you looking me up is creepy stalking

By Sophie Rodriguez, 24

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Penny Mordaunt's guide to why smoking is good for you

PENNY Mordaunt has taken up the role of ‘advisor’ with fag giant British American Tobacco. So if you stupidly thought smoking was bad for you, Penny is here to put you right.

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