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Why men and women can never be just friends, by a man who last had sex in 1997

By confirmed bachelor Norman Steele

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Trains to introduce 'anti-mask wanker only' carriages

RAIL operators are to protect passengers with brain cells by introducing carriages exclusively for twats who refuse to wear face masks.

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