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Woman asked why she always chooses wrong men explains there are only nutters left

A WOMAN who is only offered a selection of lunatics and perverts on dating apps has been asked why she always picks the wrong men. 

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Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds, says Burnham

ANDY Burnham has celebrated his election win by quoting the grim words uttered by J Robert Oppenheimer.

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