Woman claimed she enjoys anal to be polite

A WOMAN in a new relationship has faked a notional interest in anal sex in order not to offend. 

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Shit jobs will cure you, benefits claimants told

THE government has promised disabled benefits claimants that toiling away in poorly-paid dead-end jobs is a miracle cure. 

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