Woman finds even better soulmate

A WOMAN who believed she had already found the one has been pleasantly surprised to find a significant upgrade. 

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Man weirdly passionate about dog keeping its balls

A MAN is under the strange impression that neutering his dog will have a direct and irreversible effect on his own manhood. 

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