Woman fully aware that man would like friendship to be something more, thanks

A WOMAN is entirely cognisant that her male mate believes they could be more than just friends, thank you very much. 

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Man calls off night out with unpopular friend because we're in mourning

A MAN has used this period of national mourning as an excuse to call off a night out with a friend he did not want to meet.

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