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Woman gets married to prove she's pretty

A WOMAN has announced she is to marry so she will, for the rest of her life, have cast-iron proof of her current hotness. 

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'Have an obvious crush on your opponent': Trump's new Art of the Deal

TRUMP’S 1987 book The Art of the Deal portrays him as a skilled and savvy negotiator. Today’s meeting with Putin will demonstrate the updates he’s made since: 

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