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Woman on terrible date has fingers crossed she'll be ghosted

A WOMAN on a terrible date with a dickhead is secretly hoping she is playing this well enough for a ghosting. 

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Tolkien character or bullshit middle class baby name? Take our quiz

LORD of the Rings characters and middle-class babies are both detached from reality with stupid names. Can you tell your Tom Bombadil from your petit bourgeoisie? 

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