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Woman only smug about boyfriend because friends are dating worst dickheads imaginable

A WOMAN confident her relationship is superior to others is technically correct, but only because every other couple she knows is a car crash. 

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There's nothing 'racist' about my collection of Reform UK dolls, by a golliwog

By Eleanor Robertson, off the jam

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