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Woman opts for celibacy rather than tidying her room

A WOMAN has decided never to have sex again rather than endure the horror of tidying her bedroom.

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Are you tediously wholesome enough to be a Bake Off contestant?

THE new Bake Off contestants look so pleasant and well-adjusted you’re probably feeling a bit nauseous already. But are you annoyingly nice enough to get on the show? Read our checklist.

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