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Woman rejected by ugly man she was trying to settle for

A WOMAN has been left stunned after a man she had decided was ‘probably good enough’ unexpectedly rejected her advances. 

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Ed Miliband, and other dull Labour twats the press is trying to make terrifying

THE right-wing press is desperate to convince readers that voting Labour will lead to a socialist nightmare ruled by ruthless Leninists. Here’s who it’s not really working with.

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