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Woman so fancy she is marrying an Italian

A WOMAN has announced she is so much better than everyone else in Britain she must wed an Italian. 

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Tommy Robinson's Flight From Justice: a fun board game for all ages

ARE you a proud police-fighting patriot? Keen to relive your childhood playing Escape From Colditz with a British hero fleeing oppressive forces, but pointedly not the Nazis? 

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